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Happy birthday to me, hppy birthday to me
I miss all my followers!
Happy birthday to me.

officialunitedstates:

jemiferaniston:

officialunitedstates:

if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself

why are you going to wash squirrels 

someone has to

skooth:

werewolves who not only turn on the full moon but also when they feel panicked/threatened/nervous

werewolves getting anxious about talking to a crush and suddenly their tail sprouts and starts wagging wildly in their pants and they cover their face with their paws and start blushing…

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

shorten:

proctalgia:

onlinegf:

snorlaxatives:

i’m probably gonna get hate for this but….

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wtf luke :/

thats actually really terrible i almost feel bad for you….

holy shit

There are…. Ackermany.

(via levi-stir-fry)

xsnapcrackledeathx:

Poor Daniel [x]

egberts:

coolscar:

egberts:

coolscar:

(Source: clelcatty)

chazzfox:

thatfilthyanimal:

lemonorangelime:

image

If you Ctrl+Click on the little box that shows what is on the layer, it will create a selection the same shape as everything on that layer.  This works in Photoshop, too.

I don’t know how I lived life before knowing this.

[HEAVY BREATHING]

fuck i didn’t know this

evielee-chan:

briannathestrange:

Anna admiring The Southern Isles

no

evielee-chan:

briannathestrange:

Anna admiring The Southern Isles

no

teamrocketing:

group chats, aka have fun scrolling through 10,000 unread messages

jakeenglish:

i drew dirk pointing at a horse saying lewd things so terry gave him a joint to save his reputation because obviously he isnt thinking clearly

jakeenglish:

i drew dirk pointing at a horse saying lewd things so terry gave him a joint to save his reputation because obviously he isnt thinking clearly

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